Right out of the box it also caused the camera lens to fog up just like the scene in Titanic where Leonardo and Raphael get into that sports car and make it all foggy. (This part feels rather pleasant as it works the base of your shaft, by the way). The best thing about this onahole is the entry point, which has a bit of sandworm-ish look to it. I mean, the inner design is fairly standard with a heap of bumps, but it’s difficult to feel any of them. While that makes sense with the whole tentacle thing they’re going for, the onahole puts up very little resistance and doesn’t have much feedback. The material is extremely stretchy, so there’s less risk of accidently punching right through the top, but it just feels way too… floppy? It’s almost like smooshin’ around a blob of jelly. While designed to be a longer lasting, multiple use onahole, this is still on the budget side of things (about $15), and it kinda shows. Set aside a portion of that much-needed imagination and holy cow, we got some Monster Hunter 4 goin’ on. There’s the onahole itself and a complimentary packet of lube, wow. ‘Recall instinct in a girl’ the box proclaims.
But just like a kebab, it’s what’s on the inside that counts. So with endless possibilities now firmly within grasp, just how is Hunter Girl 1st? It certainly doesn’t give off much of a ‘hey, this is a good place to put your penis’ vibe. Lagiacrus? One of those dancing cats? A rock? The box could just be a serving suggestion. Here you can pretend you’re a tentacle monster having your way with a cute hunter. You’re gonna need an extra layer of sexual imagination. Good ‘ol Yui and her famous gigantic sticky latex-lookin’ mess of a fucking vagina. Heck, the very first onahole I purchased was Yui, of K-On! fame. Holes that perhaps belong to the character on the box. Then pretend you’re fucking your wife as a tear of solitary sadness escapes the corner of your eye and/or urethra. See, when onaholes unofficially based on video game and anime franchises exist, they usually tend to resemble a vagina, or arse. This is the design idea behind Hunter Girl, I think? Probably. It’s the best possible decision for any situation. Why not do so with a blob of purple rubber over your dick that’s supposed to resemble a tentacle? Perfect, great. While the rest of the world waits for Nintendo to once again throw a few bucks their way to cover localisation costs, what’s a good way to pass the time? Why, masturbation of course.Īnd hey, wow. Huh, it’s been almost three months since Japan has been enjoying Monster Hunter 4, the latest installment in Capcom’s slow-sword-swinging simulator. – Retailers marked with * are affiliate links Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / otonaJP / Toy Demon* Measurements: length – 13cm, weight – 190g
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